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Posted by
MaryJanine January 1, 2017 -
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Humor & Jokes
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#Humor and Jokes
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1.) Hickory, Dickory, Dock.
Three mice ran up the clock.
The clock struck one.
The other two escaped with minor injuries.
2.) The poor dog - he thought his name was Damnit. As in "Sit, damnit! Stay, damnit! Come HERE, damnit!"