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Randy D

What’s the longest amount of time a family member of yours broke off contact with all the rest of you? I’m not referring to someone who was

missing or lost or kidnapped or any other drastic reason, I’m referring to him or her being in perfect health and completely safe yet making the conscious decision not to sta... more

Posted - January 4, 2020

Last post by Element 99 - January 4, 2020
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Randy D

What’s the most recent thing a stranger did to help you out? It doesn’t have to be anything big, maybe he or she offered a few coins at the

cash register to round off your purchase or gave you directions to find an office in a building or held your dog’s leash while you tied your shoe. ~

Posted - January 4, 2020

Last post by inky - January 4, 2020
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Randy D

What’s the most recent thing you did to help a stranger? It doesn’t have to be anything big, maybe you picked up a dropped ink pen or waved

them through at an intersection or held a door open. ~

Posted - January 4, 2020

Last post by inky - January 4, 2020
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Randy D

Other than “it’s not cost-effective”, why don’t they put TWO armrests on adjoining seats in movie theaters and on airplanes? Grrrrrrr. ~

Posted - January 4, 2020

Last post by Thriftymaid - January 4, 2020
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Randy D

Which actor or actress would you want to portray your significant other in the movie about your life? ~

*Preferably someone who most closely resembles him or her in looks, personality, etc.

Posted - January 4, 2020

Last post by Art Lover - January 4, 2020
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Randy D

Why do you keep it hidden from view?

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Posted - January 4, 2020

Last post by Kittigate - January 5, 2020
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Slartibartfast

Can Australian Prime Minister Scott Morrison play the violin? ScoMo fiddles while home burns.

Posted - January 4, 2020

Last post by SpunkySenior - January 18, 2020
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Randy D

What is your personal bibliography?

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Posted - January 3, 2020

Last post by Art Lover - January 4, 2020
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Nice Jugs

Why don't Australians fall off our planet....do they only wear Gum shoes down there....:(

I'm hoping for some kind of scientific explanation actually this time ....I want to save lives and really help these people they are clearly below us somewhere , I just can't be mo... more

Posted - January 3, 2020

Last post by Nice Jugs - January 4, 2020
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Benedict Arnold

Good start?

Posted - January 3, 2020

Last post by Benedict Arnold - January 4, 2020
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Nice Jugs

How long before a silence becomes awkward. ...please answer quickly if you can and if you can't,don't leave it to long for obvious reasons .

Posted - January 3, 2020

Last post by Nice Jugs - January 3, 2020
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Jane S

What do you miss about the 'good old days'?

Posted - January 3, 2020

Last post by B.H.Wilson - January 4, 2020
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Element 99

Have you ever worked in an office 'cubicle'?

Posted - January 3, 2020

Last post by Benedict Arnold - January 4, 2020
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Element 99

Do you look older than you are or younger? Or about the same?

This guy is 95. Really.

Posted - January 3, 2020

Last post by Nice Jugs - January 3, 2020
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Benedict Arnold

Important poll:

A) G suite
B) Office 365
C) Etch-a-sketch

Posted - January 3, 2020

Last post by Archerchef - January 4, 2020
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Randy D

Which of your coworkers is the most like you?

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Kittigate - January 3, 2020
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Randy D

Are your singing skills good enough that you could possibly make a living from them? ~

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by B.H.Wilson - January 4, 2020
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WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH

When I was young, we had madras shirts for a fashion statement. Do you remember madras?

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Randy D - January 4, 2020
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Nice Jugs

How do you avoid a void when yore a'miss and feel vacant a'lot ...:(

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Nice Jugs - January 3, 2020
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Element 99

What is the purpose of boogers?

No pic

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Element 99 - January 3, 2020
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Benedict Arnold

Does it bother you that the fork you use at a restaurant has been in thousands of mouths? Or you into that?

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Benedict Arnold - January 4, 2020
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Jon

Hey Boys and Girls, were you Born to be Wild? This dirty white boy was savage. I was born sideways

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by inky - January 3, 2020
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Benedict Arnold

What is the atomic number and abbreviation for GLITTER on the Periodic Table?

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Slartibartfast - January 3, 2020
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Benedict Arnold

Did you have to go back to work today? This is whack.

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Merlin - January 5, 2020
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Randy D

What are some popular songs that have the name ‘Randy’ in the title or anywhere in the lyrics?

Wow, none? Gee. Ok, how about the name ‘Randall’ or ‘Randolph’?~

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Flint Ironstag - January 3, 2020
735 views 2 likes

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Randy D

Here’s fodder for an argument: did a new decade begin January 1st, 2020?

Or will it begin on January 1st, 2021?~

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Jane S - January 3, 2020
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Randy D

Do you dance well enough that you could make your living doing it? ~

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Slartibartfast - January 3, 2020
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Randy D

What are some song titles or movie titles that would make good come-on lines, or good pickup lines? (All in fun, folks.)

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Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Slartibartfast - January 4, 2020
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Randy D

Do you just barge right in, or do you knock first and then wait for permission to enter?

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Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Benedict Arnold - January 2, 2020
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Randy D

Similar to canines, which other species of animals urinate on specific items to mark their territory?

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by WelbyQuentin - November 21, 2022
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Art Lover

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all the January babies!

Were you late, early or on time when you were born?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Randy D - April 29, 2020
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franc533

I never understood the reason why we fall in love ?

It comes like that. With a total stranger

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Adaydreambeliever - January 2, 2020
609 views 1 like

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franc533

Trump is doing a big favor for america

I mean, he's getting rid of the 'multiculturalism' agenda , and socialism and all that bullcrap.Remember when he 'almost' wanted to deport immigrants to their countries ? I te... more

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Livvie - January 2, 2020
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genxxx

My2cents has just given me my first warning. What the fack is the matter with people like this?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by amber - February 20, 2020
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genxxx

Are any of you former members of The Experience Project?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - January 8, 2020
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genxxx

My girlfriends upper lip is getting so hairy she's starting to look like a Mexican Bandit.

Tactful ways of getting her to wax or shave her upper lips/

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by genxxx - January 1, 2020
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genxxx

Why get married. I mean if you are getting the milk for free then why buy the cow?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Adaydreambeliever - January 2, 2020
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genxxx

Fill in the blanks...This guy I dated had a huge _________ and gee he knew how to ___________?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Element 99 - January 2, 2020
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genxxx

I walk up to NiceJugs in a bar and say Hey babe it says in the Bible that Angels look more male that female but looking at you I doubt that

How might she react?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Nice Jugs - January 2, 2020
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genxxx

Would the world be a better place if women went back to cooking and cleaning and looking after the kids?

I think it would.

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Bez - March 15, 2020
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Element 99

Single ladies only: You wake up tomorrow morning and find me in your kitchen fully clothed, making you a wonderful breakfast.

It will be made strictly to your dietary needs or preferences. What are your first thoughts?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by SpunkySenior - January 2, 2020
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Element 99

What is the last thing you spilt?

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Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Kittigate - January 2, 2020
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WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH

SHOULD I QUIT THIS JOB? THEY TEXTED ME AND ASKED WHY I AM NOT AT WORK TODAY. WHO EVEN KNEW WE WERE OPEN???

I seriously had to explain to these people that I had no idea we were open on New Year's Day. Why would we be? I had no appointments and they said I did. I checked.

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by my2cents - January 3, 2020
481 views 1 like

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Nanoose

Have you made up any new jokes in the New Year yet?

I just made a silly one - somebody posted a statement that said - here table hold my beer. And I replied - that might not be a good idea because the table might run away with ... more

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Kittigate - January 2, 2020
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genxxx

You wake up tomorrow morning and find me naked and in bed with you. What would be your first thought?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by genxxx - January 1, 2020
1,132 views 3 likes

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genxxx

Is it wrong to threaten your girlfriend and say you will break up with her if she ever gains weight

I just can't date a chick who has a bigger bum than mine.

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Archerchef - January 2, 2020
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genxxx

Did my girlfriend overreact?

I suggested to my girlfriend that when it's her time of the month we both be allowed to date other people for that week to ten days. She broke up with me. Did she overreact?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - January 1, 2020
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excon

If homelessness in Cali is Pelosi's fault, why isn't homelessness in Fla Trumps fault?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by excon - January 1, 2020
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Element 99

Are you recovering from your annual hangover?

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Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Slartibartfast - January 2, 2020
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SaltyPebble

What kind of "clickbait" headlines do you find difficult to resist, even when you KNOW they are "clickbait?"

.For me, anything that mentions NBA player trades (or trade rumors) is hard to resist, even though I follow NBA news closely enough to know such links are 99.99% bogus.Also, anythi... more

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by SaltyPebble - January 6, 2020
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