It is a little longer read, but you will like it - I promise.
... moreIt is a little longer read, but you will like it - I promise.
Gary Storts
August 9, 2015 · Nashville, TN
So why did the chicken cross the road?
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he's a maverick!
BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs. Period.
JOHN McCAIN: My friends, the chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road?
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I inve... less
Most of you know I work in a spa as a massage therapist. I am pretty good. I do not think of myself as some great doctor or anything, but I get along with people ... moreMost of you know I work in a spa as a massage therapist. I am pretty good. I do not think of myself as some great doctor or anything, but I get along with people and most people leave my room feeling happy and want to see me again. I am a good sales person. I make sure I can make as much money for the spa as possible. But, I keep getting these nagging messages from the Owner saying stupid nitpicking things. Instead of complimenting me on the many compliments I get and being grateful for my contributions, which I NEVER HEAR A WORD ABOUT, I hear things like someone saying something on line about me that I cannot defend because it is my word against someone who cannot say it to the spa but must TWEET about it? Come on. If this happened a lot, I would worry. It doesn't. BUT? Every time it does, I have to get some stupid note saying someone said the CBD oil massage didn't work or something stupid like that. What do I do? QUIT? G... less
Good news... it won $14MillionBad News...it is expired today. :(If you buy them, do you always check you tickets? You only have 6 months to claim them.
Is this the bestest painting of the bestest president ever or what?Notice the detailed work put into this marvelous work of art right down to his neck vagina.
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After 15 years I am going to break my tradition of having a Christmas Fun with Algebra section at our annual Christmas gala/open house. The Christmas Fun with Algebra section&... moreAfter 15 years I am going to break my tradition of having a Christmas Fun with Algebra section at our annual Christmas gala/open house. The Christmas Fun with Algebra section had Christmas themed algebra problems for kids of all ages to solve and if they solved them they got a Christmas gift. It was a pretty popular section of my Christmas gala at one time but interest dropped off over the years so I am going to cancel it this year and have a tree decorating program on my computer for the kids. Cheers! less
A.) So this is Christmas- John LennonB).Do they know it's Christmas- By a collective of archaic musicians.C.) Last Christmas I gave you my heart- Wham!D.) Christm... moreA.) So this is Christmas- John LennonB).Do they know it's Christmas- By a collective of archaic musicians.C.) Last Christmas I gave you my heart- Wham!D.) Christmas Shoes- New Song
rub its fur all over them? This question refers to those those pet owners who either allow or in some cases make their pets jump onto a person’s lap, climb all over a pe... morerub its fur all over them? This question refers to those those pet owners who either allow or in some cases make their pets jump onto a person’s lap, climb all over a person, cuddle up to a person, etc.~
Who's watching?Tell me, who's watching?Who's watching me?
I'm just an average man with an average lifeI work from nine to five, hey, hell, I pay the priceAll I want is to be left alone in my average homeBut why do I always feel like I'm in the Twilight zone and?
I always feel like somebody's watching meAnd I have no privacy (ooh ooh)I always feel like somebody's watching meTell me is it just a dream?
When I come home at nightI bolt the door real tightPeople call me on the phone, I'm trying to avoidBut can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid?When I'm in the shower I'm afraid to wash my hair'Cause I might open my eyes and find someone standing therePeople say I'm crazy, just a little touchedBut maybe…
This seems to me to be a fake warning, an unnecessary one, merely a scare tactic to goad me into someone’s goods or services, so I ignore it. Am I right?~
