1.MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT.YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN.WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINI... more1.MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT.YOU’RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT’S UP, PUT IT DOWN.WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN.YOU DON’T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.1. WHEN WE WATCH TV IT’S NO TALK ZONE. IT’S LIKE THE FULL MOON OR THE CHANGING OF THE TIDES.LET IT BE.1. SHOPPING IS NOT A SPORT.AND NO, WE ARE NEVER GOING TO THINK OF IT THAT WAY.1. CRYING IS BLACKMAIL.1. ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!JUST SAY IT!1. YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION. KEEP IT SHORT1. COME TO US WITH A PROBLEM ONLY IF YOU WANT HELP SOLVING IT. THAT’S WHAT WE DO.SYMPATHY IS WHAT YOUR GIRLFRIENDS ARE FOR.1. A HEADACHE THAT LASTS FOR 3 MONTHS EVERY NIGHT IS A PROBLEM. SEE A DOCTOR. FAST.1. ANYTHING WE SAID 6 MONTHS AGO IS INADMISSIBLE IN AN ARGUMENT. IN FACT, ALL COMMENTS WE MADE BECOME NULL AND VOID AFTER 2 DAYS.1. IF YOU WON’T DRESS LIKE T... less
Lasr night, I was in a car accident involving a young black bear that and appeared suddenly out of the median on the Interstate and I had no time at all to react. Fortunately the o... moreLasr night, I was in a car accident involving a young black bear that and appeared suddenly out of the median on the Interstate and I had no time at all to react. Fortunately the only injury I sustaliner was a bruised left thumb (from my air bag’s deployment), but the poor bear was killed instantly. Has anyone else ever been in a situation anywhere remotely similar to mine?
Bebe Rebozo, a self-made Florida millionaire who met Richard M. Nixon in 1950 and became his longtime friend, died on Friday night at Baptist Hospital in Miami. He was 85 years old... moreBebe Rebozo, a self-made Florida millionaire who met Richard M. Nixon in 1950 and became his longtime friend, died on Friday night at Baptist Hospital in Miami. He was 85 years old, born two months before Nixon, the man who became the 37th President of the United States.
The Rebozo-Nixon relationship flourished on a shared history of hard-scrabble beginnings in the Depression -- one man's in Florida, the other's in California -- and innate reserve. Over more than four decades, through Nixon's triumphs and disasters -- Mr. Rebozo remained the quiet, loyal friend, never questioning and never judging Nixon's actions.
In 1960, Mr. Rebozo was the only outsider in Nixon's suite at the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles where Nixon learned he had lost the Presidential election to John F. Kennedy.
Mr. Rebozo later paid a price for his friendship: years of intrusive examinations of his private and professional life by Senate and Federal investigators of the Watergate affair that led to Nixon's resignation in disgrace, a mic... less
I haven't logged in for months, because the other members were so rude to me, and the place has been pretty much dead since I left. Now I see that I am on the leaderboard!
