Hello:Well, of course you have a hat, but is it funky? I ask because I have this hat that I LOVE, and my wife HATES. Like me, my hat is old and narley. The cloth ... moreHello:Well, of course you have a hat, but is it funky? I ask because I have this hat that I LOVE, and my wife HATES. Like me, my hat is old and narley. The cloth on the bill is in tatters. But, I love it.. I wear it everywhere. My wife buys me any number of very cool hats.. But, I don't wear 'em. My hat is broken in just right. The only person who got the significance of my hat was the pizza maker at Costco.. The bill on her hat was ragged too.. I'm also getting carried away with the "significance" of my hat.. It's a hat, for crying out loud. But, you have a piece of clothing just like my hat, don't you?excon less
(inspired by a great already-posted question but I won't ruin by telling)
'I Can See Clearly Now" Johnny Nash" I can see clearly now... more(inspired by a great already-posted question but I won't ruin by telling)
'I Can See Clearly Now" Johnny Nash" I can see clearly now the rain is gone . . . gone are the dark clouds that had me blind . . ." I much prefer cloudy, rainy weather
The Clio Awards is an annual initiative that recognizes innovation and creative excellence in advertising, design and communication, as judged by ... more
The Clio Awards is an annual initiative that recognizes innovation and creative excellence in advertising, design and communication, as judged by an international panel of advertising professionals. Time magazine described the event (in 1991) as the world's most recognizable international advertising awards.
“Meh, I’m an important person and very busy! I don’t have the time to sit here twiddling my thumbs for some slow*** little choo-choo train to come puffing along a... more“Meh, I’m an important person and very busy! I don’t have the time to sit here twiddling my thumbs for some slow*** little choo-choo train to come puffing along at 10 miles an hour and hold me up all day long; I’m going through! Oh, wait . . . !”
:[
Well, check this out.Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895?I sure can’t pass it in 2021!This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina, Kansas.It was tak... moreWell, check this out.Could any of us have passed the 8th grade in 1895?I sure can’t pass it in 2021!This is the eighth-grade final exam from 1895 in Salina, Kansas.It was taken from the original document on file at the Smokey Valley Genealogical Society and Library in Salina and reprinted by the Salina Journal.8th Grade Final Exam: Salina , KS – 1895 Grammar (Time, one hour)1. Give nine rules for the use of capital letters.2. Name the parts of speech and define those that have no modifications.3. Define verse, stanza and paragraph4. What are the principal parts of a verb? Give principal parts of 'lie, ''play,' and 'run.'5. Define case; illustrate each case.6 What is punctuation? Give rules for principal marks of punctuation.7 - 10. Write a composition of about 150 words and show therein that you understand the practical use of the rules of grammar.Arithmetic (Time,1 hour 15 minutes)1. Name and define the Fundamental Rules of Arithmetic.2. A wagon box is 2 ft. Deep, 10 feet long, and 3 ft. Wide. How m... less
Then, after reading the new answer or comment or private message, or searching for which of my posts received a “Like”, I’m either reply... more
Then, after reading the new answer or comment or private message, or searching for which of my posts received a “Like”, I’m either replying or searching for a photo or gif or creating a meme or some other such nonsense, and by the time I finish that, even more new notifications are waiting for me! What are you people trying to do to me, keep me trapped in one place all morning long? Grrrrrrrr.
Inspired by this question that was posted by the person most likely to have something to do with the MURDER. Please begin extradition procedures from Australia to Am... more
Inspired by this question that was posted by the person most likely to have something to do with the MURDER. Please begin extradition procedures from Australia to America. Grrrrrrrr.
https://answermug.com/forums/topic/129061/exactly-how-impossible-is-this-mission-impossible/view/post_id/900133
~
I was stationed in Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii and getting ready to move out of the barracks into an apartment out in town because I was going to be getting married soon. Pri... more
I was stationed in Kaneohe Bay, Hawaii and getting ready to move out of the barracks into an apartment out in town because I was going to be getting married soon. Prior to that, I didn’t really need a car, but being married, I would. As is normal for most military bases, used car lots were in abundance surrounding Kaneohe Bay Marine Corps Air Station. I had shopped around and made my decision. One lot had a sign in the windshield of a 10-year-old model announcing $1700 with $500 down payment and 12 or 24 months of payments depending on credit history. It was the exact kind of car I wanted, but I am really cheap, so I took the plunge of making a “best offer”. I went to the place at about 11 in the morning on a Friday, one salesman (probably the lot’s owner and also probably the lot’s sole employee) was there. He met the description of the typical sleazy used car salesman, complete with his bad haircut and his Herb Tarlock cheesy sport coat. He sized me up ju... less
Mind Your Own Business by Delta 5 has a lot of questions in it. In case you never heard it -it goes like this.
Can I have a taste of your ice cream?Can I lick the crumbs from you... moreMind Your Own Business by Delta 5 has a lot of questions in it. In case you never heard it -it goes like this.
Can I have a taste of your ice cream?Can I lick the crumbs from your table?Can I interfere in your crisis?
No, mind your own businessNo, mind your own business
Can I have a taste of your ice cream? (No)Can I lick the crumbs from your table? (No)Can I interfere in your crisis?
No, mind your own businessNo, mind your own business
Can you hear those people behind me?Looking at your feelings inside meListen to the distance between usWhy don't you mind your own business?Why don't you mind your own business?
Can you hear those people behind me?Looking at your feelings inside meListen to the distance between usWhy don't you mind your own business?Why don't you mind your own business?
Can I have a taste of your ice cream?Can I…
Can I have a taste of your ice cream?Can I lick the crumbs from your table?Can I interfere in your crisis?
No, mind your own businessNo, mind your own business
Can you hear th... less
I have been wearing hearing aids for many years; they help by increasing the volume of the sounds and decrease background noise and also make the spoken words come out sharper. Onl... moreI have been wearing hearing aids for many years; they help by increasing the volume of the sounds and decrease background noise and also make the spoken words come out sharper. Only problem for me is that I seem to be almost totally deaf to certain letters to identify spoken words eg you say 'look' and I might only hear the oo and not the l and k. So if a person speaks too many words in a sentence that I cannot identify then I am at a loss to establish what they are saying and that does happen a lot. But I still would not want to leave home without my aids. less
Hello:Just so's I can't be accused of stealing, here's a question. It's a stumper, I know.According to the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, the southern continental border f... moreHello:Just so's I can't be accused of stealing, here's a question. It's a stumper, I know.According to the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, the southern continental border follows the MIDDLE of the Rio Grande River. Therefore, wouldn't immigrants reach the US just a tad north of the middle of the river and well south of the wall?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexico–United_States_borderexcon
Good afternoon, Mr Briggs.Your mission, Dan, should you choose to accept it, is to get this item to our double agent in a secret, secure sandwich-making facility in San Diego.As al... moreGood afternoon, Mr Briggs.Your mission, Dan, should you choose to accept it, is to get this item to our double agent in a secret, secure sandwich-making facility in San Diego.As always, should you or any of your IM force be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow any knowledge of your actions.This tape will self-destruct In five seconds. Good luck, Dan.
My mother gave birth to me in a hallway of the hospital because there were no available rooms in the hospital. Also, a female doctor brought me into this world (I was born in... moreMy mother gave birth to me in a hallway of the hospital because there were no available rooms in the hospital. Also, a female doctor brought me into this world (I was born in 1950, and there were few female doctors during that era and in the hospital in the metropolitan area of California where I was born).
