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Randy D

Are your singing skills good enough that you could possibly make a living from them? ~

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by B.H.Wilson - January 4, 2020
322 views 1 like

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WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH

When I was young, we had madras shirts for a fashion statement. Do you remember madras?

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Randy D - January 4, 2020
1,260 views 2 likes

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Nice Jugs

How do you avoid a void when yore a'miss and feel vacant a'lot ...:(

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Nice Jugs - January 3, 2020
494 views 0 likes

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Element 99

What is the purpose of boogers?

No pic

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Element 99 - January 3, 2020
438 views 1 like

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Benedict Arnold

Does it bother you that the fork you use at a restaurant has been in thousands of mouths? Or you into that?

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Benedict Arnold - January 4, 2020
472 views 7 likes

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Jon

Hey Boys and Girls, were you Born to be Wild? This dirty white boy was savage. I was born sideways

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by inky - January 3, 2020
237 views 3 likes

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Benedict Arnold

What is the atomic number and abbreviation for GLITTER on the Periodic Table?

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Slartibartfast - January 3, 2020
225 views 3 likes

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Benedict Arnold

Did you have to go back to work today? This is whack.

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Merlin - January 5, 2020
1,244 views 8 likes

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Randy D

What are some popular songs that have the name ‘Randy’ in the title or anywhere in the lyrics?

Wow, none? Gee. Ok, how about the name ‘Randall’ or ‘Randolph’?~

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Flint Ironstag - January 3, 2020
710 views 2 likes

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Randy D

Here’s fodder for an argument: did a new decade begin January 1st, 2020?

Or will it begin on January 1st, 2021?~

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Jane S - January 3, 2020
516 views 2 likes

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Randy D

Do you dance well enough that you could make your living doing it? ~

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Slartibartfast - January 3, 2020
414 views 4 likes

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Randy D

What are some song titles or movie titles that would make good come-on lines, or good pickup lines? (All in fun, folks.)

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Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Slartibartfast - January 4, 2020
450 views 1 like

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Randy D

Do you just barge right in, or do you knock first and then wait for permission to enter?

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Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by Benedict Arnold - January 2, 2020
859 views 3 likes

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Randy D

Similar to canines, which other species of animals urinate on specific items to mark their territory?

Posted - January 2, 2020

Last post by WelbyQuentin - November 21, 2022
370 views 4 likes

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Art Lover

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all the January babies!

Were you late, early or on time when you were born?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Randy D - April 29, 2020
516 views 2 likes

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franc533

I never understood the reason why we fall in love ?

It comes like that. With a total stranger

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Adaydreambeliever - January 2, 2020
588 views 1 like

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franc533

Trump is doing a big favor for america

I mean, he's getting rid of the 'multiculturalism' agenda , and socialism and all that bullcrap.Remember when he 'almost' wanted to deport immigrants to their countries ? I te... more

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Livvie - January 2, 2020
910 views 1 like

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genxxx

My2cents has just given me my first warning. What the fack is the matter with people like this?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by amber - February 20, 2020
1,221 views 1 like

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genxxx

Are any of you former members of The Experience Project?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - January 8, 2020
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genxxx

My girlfriends upper lip is getting so hairy she's starting to look like a Mexican Bandit.

Tactful ways of getting her to wax or shave her upper lips/

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by genxxx - January 1, 2020
316 views 0 likes

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genxxx

Why get married. I mean if you are getting the milk for free then why buy the cow?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Adaydreambeliever - January 2, 2020
393 views 0 likes

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genxxx

Fill in the blanks...This guy I dated had a huge _________ and gee he knew how to ___________?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Element 99 - January 2, 2020
488 views 0 likes

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genxxx

I walk up to NiceJugs in a bar and say Hey babe it says in the Bible that Angels look more male that female but looking at you I doubt that

How might she react?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Nice Jugs - January 2, 2020
473 views 1 like

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genxxx

Would the world be a better place if women went back to cooking and cleaning and looking after the kids?

I think it would.

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Bez - March 15, 2020
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Element 99

Single ladies only: You wake up tomorrow morning and find me in your kitchen fully clothed, making you a wonderful breakfast.

It will be made strictly to your dietary needs or preferences. What are your first thoughts?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by SpunkySenior - January 2, 2020
228 views 2 likes

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Element 99

What is the last thing you spilt?

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Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Kittigate - January 2, 2020
275 views 1 like

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WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH

SHOULD I QUIT THIS JOB? THEY TEXTED ME AND ASKED WHY I AM NOT AT WORK TODAY. WHO EVEN KNEW WE WERE OPEN???

I seriously had to explain to these people that I had no idea we were open on New Year's Day. Why would we be? I had no appointments and they said I did. I checked.

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by my2cents - January 3, 2020
457 views 1 like

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Nanoose

Have you made up any new jokes in the New Year yet?

I just made a silly one - somebody posted a statement that said - here table hold my beer. And I replied - that might not be a good idea because the table might run away with ... more

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Kittigate - January 2, 2020
360 views 3 likes

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genxxx

You wake up tomorrow morning and find me naked and in bed with you. What would be your first thought?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by genxxx - January 1, 2020
1,071 views 3 likes

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genxxx

Is it wrong to threaten your girlfriend and say you will break up with her if she ever gains weight

I just can't date a chick who has a bigger bum than mine.

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Archerchef - January 2, 2020
490 views 0 likes

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genxxx

Did my girlfriend overreact?

I suggested to my girlfriend that when it's her time of the month we both be allowed to date other people for that week to ten days. She broke up with me. Did she overreact?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH - January 1, 2020
369 views 0 likes

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excon

If homelessness in Cali is Pelosi's fault, why isn't homelessness in Fla Trumps fault?

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by excon - January 1, 2020
507 views 1 like

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Element 99

Are you recovering from your annual hangover?

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Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Slartibartfast - January 2, 2020
537 views 2 likes

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SaltyPebble

What kind of "clickbait" headlines do you find difficult to resist, even when you KNOW they are "clickbait?"

.For me, anything that mentions NBA player trades (or trade rumors) is hard to resist, even though I follow NBA news closely enough to know such links are 99.99% bogus.Also, anythi... more

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by SaltyPebble - January 6, 2020
489 views 2 likes

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amber

are you starting off 2020 drunk or sober

I am like 80 percent drunk.i have hiccups and it’s super annoying because I’m trying to eat this pizza with jalapenos even tho I’m white and air is spicy

Posted - January 1, 2020

Last post by Archerchef - January 2, 2020
580 views 2 likes

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Benedict Arnold

Do you have any goals for 2020? I DO! I’m going learn play the uke and sing by end of year.

Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by SpunkySenior - January 1, 2020
288 views 3 likes

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Slartibartfast

Do felines have a positive attitude to the loss of electrons?

Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by B.H.Wilson - January 1, 2020
414 views 2 likes

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WelbyQuentin

Who would like to take a spin with me?

"The World Spins" - - - Julee CruiseGod, this song and Cruise take me to such a cool and serene place after a seemingly endless day and night of work that did not go so well as I w... more

Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by WelbyQuentin - January 1, 2020
725 views 2 likes

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WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH

Do you have a Monkey Mind? It never stops racing and won't shut up and you cannot sleep? That is mental illness. You need some help, man.

Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by Element 99 - December 31, 2019
318 views 3 likes

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SpunkySenior

HERE'S HOPING 2020 BRINGS EVERYONE GOOD HEALTH, PROSPERITY, PEACE AND HAPPINESS. HAPPY NEW YEAR.

Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by Baba - January 1, 2020
647 views 4 likes

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SaltyPebble

Would you buy a set of cuff links from Darth Trump?

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Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by SaltyPebble - January 1, 2020
458 views 0 likes

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Element 99

Do you have a 'dream' anything? House, car, vacation etc.

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Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by Art Lover - January 1, 2020
1,073 views 3 likes

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WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH

Who was that NAZI sadist that performed experimental surgery? And why doesn't Trump have one of those? Or does he?

President Donald Trump has repeatedly said that waterboarding “works.” But scientists say otherwise. Research has shown that the stress and pain caused b... more

Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by Durdle - January 22, 2020
472 views 0 likes

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Kittigate

What are some minor frivolous little things do you think Mr. Trump should be impeached for?

Like mayb3 cutting food stamps for the poor and unfortunate in order to fund tax breaks for corporations and the wealthy..

Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by my2cents - January 3, 2020
1,527 views 3 likes

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Element 99

Can you think of any verbs beginning with 's' that mean some sort of motion?

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Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by Archerchef - January 2, 2020
2,947 views 4 likes

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amber

please see attached image and tell me which one best suits your mood today

Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by WelbyQuentin - July 3, 2023
538 views 6 likes

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WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH

Do you want to attend a MUSIC FEST without ANY music or entertainment value at all? GO TO TRUMPSTOCK. Trump's version of WOODSTOCK.

We now have a new American music fest. TRUMPSTOCK.IT CONSISTS OF FAR RIGHT TRUMP VOTERS BANDING TOGETHER IN A VENUE TO PREACH HATE. THAT IS ALL IT IS. HATE SPEECH... more

Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by Thriftymaid - December 31, 2019
369 views 1 like

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Benedict Arnold

Found these delivered to my door yesterday and it made my week.

It's not ever what it is that touches you but who it is.

Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by Randy D - January 1, 2020
1,204 views 4 likes

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excon

Medicine question, part 2..

Hello again, If you're ill, do you believe your doctor will prescribe the RIGHT medicine, or does the manufacturer know what the RIGHT medicine is?? I ask because I have fait... more

Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by SpunkySenior - December 31, 2019
559 views 2 likes

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excon

Brand name medicine, or generic

Hello:I've got a friend who DEMANDS that his doctor prescribe brand named medicine because he's convinced it's different than the generic equivalent.. Is he NUTS??excon

Posted - December 31, 2019

Last post by Slartibartfast - December 31, 2019
595 views 2 likes

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