Ok, ladies, it’s quite simple: one at a time you’ll come forward, look me straight in the eye and using any combination of mannerisms and body language you think will b... moreOk, ladies, it’s quite simple: one at a time you’ll come forward, look me straight in the eye and using any combination of mannerisms and body language you think will be effective on me, and in your most convincing voice, just deliver the line that’s on the cue card, “How would you like me to make that sandwich for you, Mr. Randolph?” Remember, you must be persuasive, or you won’t get the part, so really play it up. Ad-libbing is encouraged, too. By the way, I am a real Hollywood producer, this is a real audition, so please ignore the rumors that say I’m some kind of scam artist . . . (cough, cough). Places, everyone, places! Ok, Miss, you with the number 584 hanging off of you, you're first. Quiet on the set!~ less
Maybe some of them are already pregnant before I meet them, they either don’t yet know they’re pregnant or they aren’t showing yet. Or perhaps I have some kind of... moreMaybe some of them are already pregnant before I meet them, they either don’t yet know they’re pregnant or they aren’t showing yet. Or perhaps I have some kind of penchant for meeting women just when they’re ovulating a lot. Well, I’ll have to check for additional clues later, because right now there’s a lawyer at my door asking if I don’t mind taking some tests. BRB!~
