"Don't tell me how to do my job, this isn't exactly my first rodeo, I've done this a hundred times before. You just cover me while I go in . . . hey, wait a second, wh... more "Don't tell me how to do my job, this isn't exactly my first rodeo, I've done this a hundred times before. You just cover me while I go in . . . hey, wait a second, what was that noise?"~
President Trump at a news conference during his visit to Calexico, California yesterday: "I don't think one person has gotten through so far." (Paraphrased.)
If you shave the hair on your body ,it will regrow to a a few millimetres and stop....How do hairs on your body know when there are the right length...?
I was in the store today and saw "Walking Dead" wine. To be honest, I thought about buying it for about a millisecond even though I wasn't there for wine because, you know, Walking... moreI was in the store today and saw "Walking Dead" wine. To be honest, I thought about buying it for about a millisecond even though I wasn't there for wine because, you know, Walking Dead. Then, I got to thinking about what flavor Walking Dead might have. Is it dead flesh? Bodily goo? Brains? Desperation? Starvation? My desire to try it waned pretty quickly. Are there other things like this you've seen or think would make terrible food brands?
... moreSkip to My Lou
Judy Garland, Lucille Bremer
Skip, skip, skip to my louSkip, skip, skip to my louSkip, skip, skip to my lou
Put on your Sunday, go to meetin'And I'll take you by the handIf you will be my dancin' partnerWe will dance to beat the band
So join the promenadeAnd lead the big paradeAnd if you don't get home at allYour pa will understand
Oh, choose partners, skip to my louChoose partners, skip to my louChoose partners, skip to my louSkip to my lou, my darlin'
Flies in the buttermilk, shoo, shoo, shooFlies in the buttermilk, shoo, shoo, shooFlies in the buttermilk, shoo, shoo, shooSkip to my lou, my darlin'
I'll be glad to go with youSo prithee do not tarryBut if I do, it's up to youTo let me dance with Harry
Skip to my lou(Charlie)Skip to my lou(Johnny)Skip to my louSkip to…
Im paid 18 $ per hour, but since i got my position, i gotta pay an insurance, and i just receives like 800 $ per 2 weeks and i feel its pretty low. Without insurance, i had 880 $ w... moreIm paid 18 $ per hour, but since i got my position, i gotta pay an insurance, and i just receives like 800 $ per 2 weeks and i feel its pretty low. Without insurance, i had 880 $ which wasnt bad. But now its worst paying an insurance.
I just got one of those fake virus warnings. I called the number and told the woman who answered that I was going to rape and kill her and that she could not do anything about my t... moreI just got one of those fake virus warnings. I called the number and told the woman who answered that I was going to rape and kill her and that she could not do anything about my threat because she was also breaking the law by trying to mess with my computer. She then denied breaking the law. I repeated my threat and dared her to do anything about it.
