A sweeper at the office stole some money and was dismissed for it. A fortnight later she turned up at my home weeping and asking for help; and, knowing her life circumstances, I co... moreA sweeper at the office stole some money and was dismissed for it. A fortnight later she turned up at my home weeping and asking for help; and, knowing her life circumstances, I couldn't refuse. This happened about six months ago, and I help her out a little every month. No one at my office knows about it.She's truly repentant, and I've tried twice to get her reinstated, but to no avail. They're adamant not to have her back. Especially now that they've hired another woman in her place.
That dare is to wear an outfit made entirely out of unused plastic garbage bag as clothing for Christmas dinner, do you accept this dare or not? Also as I write this I'm alre... moreThat dare is to wear an outfit made entirely out of unused plastic garbage bag as clothing for Christmas dinner, do you accept this dare or not? Also as I write this I'm already wearing one.Thanks
That's what happened to EP. The pre-adolescents came and the grown-ups left. I was one of the last grown-ups and some of them said I was a dirty old man trying to... moreThat's what happened to EP. The pre-adolescents came and the grown-ups left. I was one of the last grown-ups and some of them said I was a dirty old man trying to hook up. The truth is I didn't pay attention to people's ages and I still don't. Anyway, what will you do?
dy D-dee DUM. Is to sung to the tune that suspenseful moment in detective movies when they get some corroborating evidence against someone. I really goes like this: BUM... moredy D-dee DUM. Is to sung to the tune that suspenseful moment in detective movies when they get some corroborating evidence against someone. I really goes like this: BUM Bah DUMP Bump. DUmb Pah-dump bump BLAAAAAAHHHH! You know what I mean, right? Then the actors spend two full minutes sharing thoughtful stares at each other while blaring trumpets sustain the last note. Fade to black. Time to buy Elllllllllectric Shaaavvveee!
Willie Nelson, Johnny Bush
... moreThe Party's Over
Willie Nelson, Johnny Bush
Turn out the lights The party's over They say that All good things must endCall it tonight The party's over And tomorrow starts The same old thing again
But the crazy crazy party Never seen so many peopleLaughing dancing Look at you you're having funBut look at me I'm almost cryin' That don't keep her love from dyin'Misery cause for me the party's overTurn out the lights
Once I had a love undyin' I didn't keep it but I triedLife for me was just one party And then anotherI broke her heart so many times I had to have my parting wifeI had to have my party Why broke her heart so many timesBut one day she said Sweetheart the party's overTurn out the lights less
