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Element 99

How do you know I am really me and not somebody else?

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Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by CallMeIshmael - November 18, 2017
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Randy D

Whenever my wife arrives home after spending too much money shopping, she uses sex to distract my attention from the issue.

Shouldn't I hire attorney Gloria Allred to represent me in a sexual harassment lawsuit and hold a tearful press conference?~

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Autumnleaves - December 5, 2017
312 views 1 like

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RosieG

If you believe in Trickle Down economics and they don't trickle down FROM you how long before you expect they'll trickle down TO you? Why?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by RosieG - November 19, 2017
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RosieG

Latest perp to be outed is actor Jeffrey Tambor. Is there a club to which all these creepy pervs belong where they swap "success" stories?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Pearl - November 18, 2017
105 views 0 likes

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RosieG

Usta be guys were outed for being gay. Now the fear is being outed for being a straight sex pervert/abuser deviate. Surprise surprise?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Pearl - November 18, 2017
105 views 0 likes

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RosieG

For those who BELIEVE. If Satan exists are those he controls aware of it? Do they KNOW they are controlled by EVIL or are they oblivious?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by texasescimo - December 22, 2017
615 views 3 likes

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Randy D

Lighthearted, fun, funny, or humorous: what's the weirdest way to break up with someone? ~

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Randy D - November 20, 2017
393 views 2 likes

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Randy D

When was the last time you sent someone a letter, and which letter was it?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Randy D - November 19, 2017
146 views 1 like

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Randy D

Listen, you know they can do almost anything with computers these days, right? That guy doesn't even LOOK like me! ~

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Randy D - November 18, 2017
175 views 1 like

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[W]e[y]lon Musk

Do you curse the day you discovered love?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by officegirl - November 19, 2017
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Randy D

You're diagnosed with a life-threatening illness and you have less than a year to live. The cure/treatment will leave your libido completely

diminished, but will guarantee you a longer life. Doing nothing would keep your libido as it is currently, but you'd be dead within a year. What factors do you take int... more

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by SavvyAnsley - November 18, 2017
201 views 1 like

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Element 99

OK...I ADMIT it. Before every feminist group, the FBI, Congress and the media get a hold of this news tidbit...

I had inappropriate physical contact with a 16 year old girl. Of course, I was 16 and it was in a 51 Ford at a drive-in movie. 'Paradise by the Dashboard Lights.'

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Sunshine - November 18, 2017
120 views 3 likes

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Randy D

"Hello, tech support? I can't get my smartphone to charge, even though it's been plugged in for a whole day."

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Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Thriftymaid - November 19, 2017
138 views 1 like

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Element 99

Do you like smoked whitefish?

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Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Benedict Arnold - November 18, 2017
136 views 1 like

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Element 99

Would you donate your worn out socks and underwear to a homeless mission?

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Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Kittigate - November 18, 2017
120 views 3 likes

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[W]e[y]lon Musk

Will you be traveling to Tellico Plains for vacation soon? Here are some fun things to do.

The Top 5 Things to Do in Tellico Plains 2017 - Must See Attractions in ...
https://www.tripadvisor.com › United States › Tennessee (TN) › Tellico Plains

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Element 99 - November 18, 2017
224 views 1 like

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[W]e[y]lon Musk

Have you heard this news?

You probably haven't because it will not scare you and doesn't turn into gossip.Latest News: All across the United States people in the majority of neighborhoods are living peacefully.

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Element 99 - November 18, 2017
101 views 0 likes

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RosieG

The scene takes place at the First Methodist Church in Tellico Plains, Tennessee. A man "accidentally" shoots himself and his wife. Irony?

The man was in his 80's . The people were discussing church shootings and the man said he takes his gun with him everywhere he goes. Through a series of subsequent actions he... more

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Element 99 - November 19, 2017
164 views 1 like

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[W]e[y]lon Musk

why should anyone know or care who you are?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by CallMeIshmael - November 18, 2017
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[W]e[y]lon Musk

Have you ever completely degraded the soles of your shoes?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Benedict Arnold - December 18, 2017
196 views 1 like

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[W]e[y]lon Musk

How has food affected your health?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Thriftymaid - November 19, 2017
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RosieG

Geez what bullsh **! Now they're talking about the line between a MISTAKE/ABUSE. SEXUAL ABUSE is never a mistake. What cretin thinks that?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by RosieG - November 18, 2017
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RosieG

This is certainly swell as he** unless you live there. The Keystone pipeline leaked 5000 barrels of oil in South Dakota. Are you a NIMBY?

NIMBY. Not in my back yard. As long as it isn't in your backyard are you all pro and gungho for the Keystone Pipeline? Leaks are gonna occur but he** what do YOU care as long as th... more

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by SpunkySenior - November 19, 2017
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RosieG

WARNING! If you can't take gross don't read this question. It's hard to believe but it's true. Ever happen to you?

The guy who defected from North Korea to go south was shot by his comrades. When he was in the hospital and the surgeons were performing surgery they found an ENORMOUS quantity of ... more

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Element 99 - November 18, 2017
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RosieG

You look up in the sky over Okanogan County, Washington state and what do you see? A giant penis. Boys will be boys?

Apparently the presently unidentified crew of a Navy Growler Jet thought it would be funny as he** to do that. When did the Navy start accepting pimply faced sexually obsessed adol... more

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Randy D - November 18, 2017
230 views 0 likes

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RosieG

Instead of commending/applauding/EXPECTING/DEMANDING good behavior folks defend/accept/justify the bad. It's all they got. Why?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by RosieG - November 18, 2017
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RosieG

Ohio Supreme Court Justice Bill O'Neill brags about his conquests. Says applying a "purity test" will keep good folks from politics. Well?

You don't have to be Pure or Perfect. You just shouldn't be a sexual pervert deviant who abuses people for their own pleasure. How hard is that to find? Well I dunno. Every day mor... more

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Randy D - November 18, 2017
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RosieG

According to numerologists a rogue planet (whose existence is debatable) will bring end of days upon us this weekend. Are ya ready?

The alleged planet is Nibiru (Planet X) and it is supposed to be close enough to earth this weekend so that the gravitational forces will force the earth to get out of whack and wi... more

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by RosieG - November 19, 2017
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RosieG

An Italian doctors says the world's first human head transplant is "imminent". Whose head would you like to have on your shoulders?

Dr. Sergio Canavera will perform the surgery in China. The procedure will cost about $100 million, take 24 hours and involve several dozen surgeons and other specialists. He has su... more

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by RosieG - November 19, 2017
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gigi_fire

Getting kids to sleep is one of the most hardest things to do. What is your secret hack to do the same? :)

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Autumnleaves - September 6, 2018
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gigi_fire

Can anyone share tips on how to establish rapport with someone over the phone?

Establishing rapport with someone over the phone is an important life skill. What are the tips and tricks that you use to do the same?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by gigi_fire - November 18, 2017
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gigi_fire

Does anyone know of why ripped jeans or clothes became fashion? It just seems bizzare.

Looking at them I feels that rats are invited to gnaw at clothes just to get them to the state that they are sold in showrooms.

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by bg43214 - March 5, 2018
467 views 1 like

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gigi_fire

I recently saw the marriage tradition of breaking new plates? What other quirky traditions do you know of?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Nice Jugs - December 27, 2017
619 views 1 like

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gigi_fire

Has any tried the MRE(meals, ready to eat)? Do you think it tastes better?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by SpunkySenior - November 18, 2017
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gigi_fire

What according to you is the best country to get a good education in terms of all round development?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Not Sure - November 18, 2017
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Slartibartfast

Do Canadians always get good grades? They get an "Eh"

What do you think aboot that?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by Slartibartfast - November 18, 2017
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Kittigate

What is something you least expect that a thief would steal from you/your household?

Eg.. your bedroom door, toilet seat...?

Posted - November 18, 2017

Last post by PeaPod is just popping by - November 20, 2017
663 views 1 like

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O-uknow

You know the song "Stand by my Man"? How come when Hillary did just that it did not go over so well as when other women do it?

Stand by him girls because you know the man he is ;)

Posted - November 17, 2017

Last post by Not Sure - November 18, 2017
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Veena.K

Are you also in a flashback mode recollecting how you were se**ally exploited at age 16?

Posted - November 17, 2017

Last post by Veena.K - November 23, 2017
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Veena.K

Do you display selective outrage?

Posted - November 17, 2017

Last post by Veena.K - November 22, 2017
199 views 2 likes

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Veena.K

What if super market scanners are used during security check-up in airports?

Posted - November 17, 2017

Last post by Benedict Arnold - November 25, 2017
354 views 2 likes

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Randy D

Don't you realize that as soon as you rescind, revoke or retract all of those pesky restraining orders, you and I can be together again? ~

Posted - November 17, 2017

Last post by ally - November 20, 2017
153 views 2 likes

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Randy D

Why is it that I only think up airport-related and airplane travel-related questions when I'm in an airport or on an airplane? ~

Posted - November 17, 2017

Last post by Veena.K - November 17, 2017
814 views 1 like

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Lulu'sMom

Do you know a dog who loves peanut butter?

Mine loves it.via GIPHY

Posted - November 17, 2017

Last post by Lulu'sMom - November 18, 2017
930 views 4 likes

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Benedict Arnold

People used to use abundant and renewable old corn cobs to wipe their fannies clean. Now they cut down the limited forests for TP. Why?

Waste not, what not is what I say. People used to cherish their hardwood and pine forests. Frugality was a virtue. Now we celebrate decadence, comfort, and greed.

Posted - November 17, 2017

Last post by Benedict Arnold - November 18, 2017
952 views 4 likes

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Benedict Arnold

What is the stupidest thing you have ever heard?

Relatable?

Posted - November 17, 2017

Last post by Slartibartfast - November 18, 2017
1,584 views 6 likes

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RosieG

STUPID men think apologizing is a sign of weakness. REAL MEN know better. Is your guy a REAL MAN or stupid?

Posted - November 17, 2017

Last post by PeaPod is just popping by - November 20, 2017
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[W]e[y]lon Musk

Why is it that sometimes love don't feel like it should?

Posted - November 17, 2017

Last post by Not Sure - November 18, 2017
171 views 3 likes

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[W]e[y]lon Musk

Can you make it hurt so good?

Posted - November 17, 2017

Last post by Slartibartfast - November 18, 2017
169 views 1 like

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[W]e[y]lon Musk

How do I get you all the wey out?

Posted - November 17, 2017

Last post by Benedict Arnold - November 18, 2017
191 views 1 like

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