Once I was arrested and tried for telling corny jokes in public. The Judge sentenced me to death by lethal injection -and I thought it was a pretty harsh sentence and figured ... moreOnce I was arrested and tried for telling corny jokes in public. The Judge sentenced me to death by lethal injection -and I thought it was a pretty harsh sentence and figured he must be talking to somebody else so I pointed to myself and said - na - noose. Then the judge said OK have it your way and they took me out and hung me. Cheers and happy weekend!
Spoofing is when telemarketers dial random numbers using your area code and one of the three digit exchange numbers from your area. The last four are random. They used my phone num... moreSpoofing is when telemarketers dial random numbers using your area code and one of the three digit exchange numbers from your area. The last four are random. They used my phone number recently as the spoof number. My wife answered it and thought it was my son. (Same name as mine.)
If so, do you have the pretty colourful ones or the silver/grey boring ones?If you don’t have paper clips, do you have a stapler? If you do not have paper clips or a stapler,... moreIf so, do you have the pretty colourful ones or the silver/grey boring ones?If you don’t have paper clips, do you have a stapler? If you do not have paper clips or a stapler, how do you keep your papers that belong together, together? Just stack them in order and hope that they don’t get separated or switched around??!!! I’m not a fan of staplers, and prefer paper clips, but even a staple is better than just letting all you papers lay around all willy-nilly. That’s just WRONG. less
I just got Minecraft for Xbox One I'm trying to figure out how to put stuff in inventory. I've hit every button there is it won't let me do nothing I'm playing in Survival Mode. Ho... moreI just got Minecraft for Xbox One I'm trying to figure out how to put stuff in inventory. I've hit every button there is it won't let me do nothing I'm playing in Survival Mode. How do I drag and put stuff into inventory in Minecraft ?
Australian of the Year awards: Quantum physicist Michelle Yvonne Simmons receives 2018 honour
Last year, Michelle Yvonne Simons received the award of Australian of the Year ... moreAustralian of the Year awards: Quantum physicist Michelle Yvonne Simmons receives 2018 honour
Last year, Michelle Yvonne Simons received the award of Australian of the Year for her contributions to quantum physics and its practical applications.She has launched Australia into "the space race of the computing era".
Simons, a Brit, formerly professor physics at Cambridge in England, said she emigrated to Australia and became a citizen because the country accepts young leaders in science, has public funds available to fund research, and its scientists have a culture of cooperative team spirit.
Since arriving in Australia from Britain in 1999, Professor Simmons' work at the University of NSW quantum physics department has helped develop leading technology on a global scale.
Five years ago, Professor Simmons and her team developed the world's first transistor made from a single atom, as well as the world's thinnest wire.
Now she is looking to build a quantum computer capable of solving problems in minutes, whi... less
I tried for a full 24 hours to feel hurt about it.Nah. I have to just carry on. I like me. Sorry you don't. I wish there were 10 more of me. Trump wou... moreI tried for a full 24 hours to feel hurt about it.Nah. I have to just carry on. I like me. Sorry you don't. I wish there were 10 more of me. Trump would never have a chance.
Are enough of the electorate sick of Trump yet?Are the Republicans satisfied with the direction in which Trump is leading the nation?If a significant number were dissatisfied, what... moreAre enough of the electorate sick of Trump yet?Are the Republicans satisfied with the direction in which Trump is leading the nation?If a significant number were dissatisfied, what options would be open to them to put forward and alternative?Will the Democrats put forward really good candidates?Will the Dems put the right tactics and effort into their campaign?And will more Democrats not take the outcome for granted and come out to vote?
I once met a guy who worked in the White House during the Johnson Administration. I set up security for The President overseas. Maybe it wasn't him so much as it was th... moreI once met a guy who worked in the White House during the Johnson Administration. I set up security for The President overseas. Maybe it wasn't him so much as it was the things he had done.
Mine is "Lucky, Lucky, Lucky Me" by Evelyn Knight. I first heard it a few years ago as an audio track to a video clip about grape harvesting, and only much later did I hear the ori... moreMine is "Lucky, Lucky, Lucky Me" by Evelyn Knight. I first heard it a few years ago as an audio track to a video clip about grape harvesting, and only much later did I hear the original song used in a car commercial.
