A. After 5 dates with Randy D, this is the first time he didn’t “forget” to bring his wallet. She had already planned to dump him if he pulled that crap ag... more
A. After 5 dates with Randy D, this is the first time he didn’t “forget” to bring his wallet. She had already planned to dump him if he pulled that crap again this time, but now that she knows he’s paid the bill, she’s glad to keep him because he’s so great in bed.B. She’s a numerology nut, the amount is $32.08 plus 7% tax, or $2.2456, making the total $34.32. She’s 32 years old, was born in August, the 8th month, she’s the 7th of 7 children, she’s been dating Randy D for 34 days, and her period is 32 days late.C. A combination of both of the above.D. Neither A nor B, but some other reason. Other answer.E. She’s loopy, and the weirdest things excite her. Randy D has found yet another winner.~ less
I’m in a public setting wearing a short-sleeved shirt, I forgot to bring a jacket with me (I meant to grab it from my car before leaving home), it’s freez... more
I’m in a public setting wearing a short-sleeved shirt, I forgot to bring a jacket with me (I meant to grab it from my car before leaving home), it’s freezing to the point that I’m not enjoying myself AT ALL, but I’m stuck here because my wife doesn’t want to leave. We came here in her car, which is partially why I’m without an option of a nearby jacket. Should I:A. Abandon her and move to Canada where I have a serial ex-wife who will always take me in with no questions asked?B. Abandon her and move to Minnesota where my wide-angle search has been getting me closer and closer to my quarry with every passing day?C. Abandon her and lock myself in the third-level sub-basement with all my “eager and willing” sandwich-making “employees”?D. Abandon her and live like a beach bum on a sparsely populated tropical island where they’ve never even heard of air conditioners?E. Abandon her and try one each of the above for six months at a time?Brrr... less
Two people just walked past me at a distance of about fifteen yards, I never got a complete look at the one furthest from me because she was blocked from my view by t... more
Two people just walked past me at a distance of about fifteen yards, I never got a complete look at the one furthest from me because she was blocked from my view by the one closest to me. That’s what prompted this question.
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I lost one good freind to it he got the fever pretty bad and started wearing silk and velour clothing and wearing platform shoes. What finally killed him was was missing a KI... moreI lost one good freind to it he got the fever pretty bad and started wearing silk and velour clothing and wearing platform shoes. What finally killed him was was missing a KISS concert because he was too busy disco dancing. Cheers!
I would like to fix some of the dumb Canadian bureaucracy. Eg. You can travel to 27 European countries with a Canadian vaccine certification but you are stuck overseas until you ge... moreI would like to fix some of the dumb Canadian bureaucracy. Eg. You can travel to 27 European countries with a Canadian vaccine certification but you are stuck overseas until you get covid 19 tested at a cost of $385.00.And a few other things..
*Frivolously and vindictively, I wish to add.
This question was inspired by another post that was submitted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/133712... more*Frivolously and vindictively, I wish to add.
This question was inspired by another post that was submitted by another member: https://answermug.com/forums/topic/133712/are-you-flattered-when-a-member-of-the-opposite-sex-smiles-at-yo/view/post_id/924020~
I know of a guy who “barbecues” meat by microwaving it on high heat (no seasonings), and after taking it out, pours barbecue sauce over it and serving it ... more
I know of a guy who “barbecues” meat by microwaving it on high heat (no seasonings), and after taking it out, pours barbecue sauce over it and serving it just like that. Believe me, it certainly tasted as if he prepares it that way, and after being invited to his place that one time several years ago, I have never partaken of his culinary endeavors again.~
I was on the sidewalk when a guy walking in the middle of the street started throwing small rocks at people on the sidewalk. Fortunately noone was hit then a couple of guys went af... moreI was on the sidewalk when a guy walking in the middle of the street started throwing small rocks at people on the sidewalk. Fortunately noone was hit then a couple of guys went after him. They all disappeared out of sight about a block away so after that I don't know what happened. There are some nutcases around this area!
D. DailyA. A few times weeklyW. WeeklyE. Every few days throughout a monthM. MonthlyT. Throughout a year’s time, every now and then N. NeverI. It’s at least two or... moreD. DailyA. A few times weeklyW. WeeklyE. Every few days throughout a monthM. MonthlyT. Throughout a year’s time, every now and then N. NeverI. It’s at least two or more of the above answers O. Of the above answers, noneL. Let me phone a friend, please~
By chance, someone who, as far as I know, does not know my history with the guy, brought him up in detail to me. He talks to her a lot, it seems.He is literally the only guy in my ... moreBy chance, someone who, as far as I know, does not know my history with the guy, brought him up in detail to me. He talks to her a lot, it seems.He is literally the only guy in my life who daily said he loved me.Promised we'd be together forever.Until he decided to leave.It's been years.Still hurts.
Thanks for listening.
